Angel With A Shotgun

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me trying to explain to the monsterfuckers why it should be scott lang to cameo in venom 2 not spiderman

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yes BUT ALSO cassidy kletus would have gone to the same prison as scott lang and luis, eddie brock and scott lang both have histories in trying to destroy multi billion dollar corporations, and I think they would absolutely love to hate each other

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Anonymous asked:

Misha once said that people like to project fantasies onto him and it sounded like he meant him screwing Jensen as one of those.

I don't exactly know what he meant there. But he says later something which inclines that fans fantasizing them together could be a fantasy and that only. Or not. The sly man himself.

Do you think maybe he is just tolerating the fans by encouraging Cockles?

cooloddball answered:

It’s called sarcasm.

He literally said this:

“I’m largely in a position where fantasies are projected onto me. People like to imagine that I’m like the character I play on TV, or that I’m secretly screwing Jensen in my trailer, or that I am somehow a perfect man or that I’m an unselfconscious maverick. And while I am, in fact, perfect, not all of the other stuff is true.”

If you know anything about Misha, he has never thought himself to be perfect, He infact self deprecates often. So he was being sarcastic in saying that all of the other things true and he indeed he isn’t perfet.

So he really is like Castiel because has said often that the writers adapted the spn characters to fit the actors and that’s why Cas went from being a a robot-like emotionless Soldier of heaven to a dorky weird little guy.

The other thing is true is that he used to screw Jensen in his trailer.

Here is Misha looking disheveled on jensen’s bed in Jensen’s trailer talking about a sex tape and how whT they do in the comfort of their own bed is theor own business.

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Yeah they were just laying on the couch in Jensen’s trailer like two bros do.

Oh yeah they were just running lines while Misha moaned. Wait, but Jensen literally said they never run lines. They just always know what to do. 👀

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People ignore something. notice the word "my" trailer: we know Misha in beginning was in small uncomfortable guest trailer and we know rumors saying he slept regularly in Jensen trailer, even after he got better trailer he probablystill spend nights in Jensen's. He basically said true about it being lie that he screwing Jensen in his (Misha's trailer) because it happen in Jensen's trailer 😉😉

Also of course the not all mean some stuff are true.

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Anonymous asked:

the piscture is not proof but old and a fake a manip you hellers are sad the ear is wrong a floating ear means is fake there was someone else there and photoshopped out of the picture and how do I know because Jensen doesn't like misha he likes jared and has more pictures of them tgether

livebloggingmydescentintomadness answered:

i know i said i was just going to respond to the j2 anon spam asks with gifs from now on, but for anyone who is wondering, jensen’s ear looks weird in this picture because the person who posted it edited the photo to obscure the names on the hospital board behind him.

anyone who is good enough at photoshop to put the two of them in that convincing of a pose would never leave an ear looking like that, and furthermore, i’ve done a smidgen of photoshopping myself and i can tell you that you would not just accidentally mess up an ear like that in the course of cutting two pictures together.

i also know it’s not a manip because it was posted on instagram by the woman WHOSE BABY THEY ARE HOLDING. she’s not a ~heller~, she’s a former CW employee who jensen and misha visited in the hospital after she gave birth.

furthermore, i know this is useless, but i just feel the need to tell you how deeply and truly fucking sad you are, anon. the only way you can maintain your delusion that jensen and jared are somehow secretly married to each other and their wives are beards and their kids are fake is by denying the evidence of your own eyes and insisting that jensen hates misha even though he has REAPEATEDLY said “i love you” directly to him.

i ship cockles like there’s no tomorrow, but i never have to disparage jensen and jared’s relationship to do it. after everything to do with the finale and walker, i have a very low opinion of jared, but i have never and would never say that jensen doesn’t like him or love him. i have wondered if they’ve perhaps had a falling out recently based on how they’ve been acting, but without any solid evidence of that i’m going to assume they’re still very good friends.

if i do say anything negative, i keep it in my own circle instead of shoving it in y'all’s faces. in fact, i keep everything cockles-related in my own circle, because i don’t need to prove anything to you and i don’t care what you think. i’ve never gone on a j2 blog or into the j2 tag in my life.

i don’t need to bash anyone, shit talk anyone’s relationships, or send anon hate to anybody in order to enjoy my fandom space. if you’re really so damned convinced about this j2 thing, why are you so compelled to constantly send hate messages to cockles fans? it absolutely reeks of insecurity. you lash out because you can’t handle your delusion being threatened.

you are a sad, pathetic person, and i feel sorry for you.

now, back to our regularly scheduled gif:

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ps: jensen did this after a fan earlier in the day told him that some people think that he doesn’t like misha. jensen would like you, specifically, to fuck off.

pps: you guys don’t seem to fucking understand that PEOPLE CAN LIKE AND LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. it is toxic and disgusting to scream “he doesn’t like x because he likes x.” like do you even hear yourself? your head is so far up your ass that you think that “he has more pictures with x” is some kind of proof that he therefore doesn’t like another person?

normal, healthy individuals like a lot of people. family, friends, romantic partners, coworkers, and more. some people are even in love with more than one person, and that’s perfectly fine too.

it is immature and harmful as fuck-all to romanticize the idea of only liking or loving a single person. you need to grow the fuck up.

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Anonymous asked:

Spiderman cameo is OUT. Scott Lang cameo is IN. It'd be so funny like both Eddie and Scott not really knowing what's going on and Venom's constantly like "can we eat the ant man"

imposterogers answered:

venom upon realizing scott lang can be the size of an ant or the size of a tree: big snack or little snack!!!!!!

eddie: bad venom. BAD! we can’t eat him. yet

scott, already texting luis to come pick him up: ok I think I’m gonna— *fucking sprints off*

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